Sarah Palin Humps Alaskan Independence Party
Allow me to introduce myself: I am Reserve Result’s new Staff Writer, Jason Stürmer. Vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin was a secessionist. And probably still is. The South—and Alaska—shall rise again!
Why do I think she’s still a member? Because there’s video of their vice chairman Dexter Carter advising members to “infiltrate” other parties.
He goes on to talk about how Alaskan school children give the thumbs up when Alaska is mentioned, and the thumbs down when America is mentioned. Someone’s patriotism is in question, and it ain’t Obama’s. Too bad he’s railed so hard against politicians questioning that sort of thing.
To really nail it home, here’s a quote from the late founder of AIP:
“I’m an Alaskan, not an American. I’ve got no use for America or her damned institutions.”
By the way, this story isn’t on CNN.com or MSNBC.com yet. You heard it hear first!
Jason Stürmer is currently producing Mailroom – a play based in Los Angeles.