Model Gisele Bundchen graces the cover and pages of GQ July 2008 issue, and I must say she has tongues wagging. She’s a hit or miss at times, and her mouthing off doesn’t help, but she’s hot in this spread.
Do you have a signature expression, like Zoolander’s Blue Steel, that you use when you want to be extra-seductive: A photo is a story. Who will be this woman? Who will be wearing those sexy tops with boys’ underwear? I try to understand. Who is she? What kind of mood is she in? Like, whatever, I’m in my bedroom. I’m like, my boyf—
It was reported that after your breakup with Leo DiCaprio, you were so despondent that you cut off all your hair, à la Britney. Is that true: Oh, my God. That’s ridiculous.
Inez van Lamsweerde / Vinoodh Matadin
How about that you needed an escort of forty-four bodyguards and an armored van to get to a fashion show in São Paulo: No, that’s crazy. But people are unbelievable. The other day a girl on my plane was pulling my hair. She was like, “I just want to check if—” This is all my hair, by the way. I did not have extensions, let me tell you.
That was going to be my next question. Let me just regroup here.… Forbes has reported that you made $35 million last year, more than twice as much as any other model in the world: Do you think that’s important to me? Look, this is my job. I take pictures. There is no big deal. I would like to know who this reporter is finding out all of these amounts. And I would like him to talk to my accountant and figure out where is the cash that’s missing. Because I haven’t seen it.
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